The Great North American Naughtical Beer Mile is just that. It’s Great. It’s in North America.

It’s where world-class beer drinkers come to gain glory while running purists are brought to their knees. It’s basically the best race across the Seven Seas with treasure awaiting those who dare to compete. Make it back to port? Finisher medal beer openers for all who keep their sea legs.

So come crack a couple few and while you’re at it, bring your friends to drink this race off your beer-bucket list. Individual and team relay (less running for each person!) categories with elite and “I have no idea what I’m doing” heats available. 21 and over.